FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

April 1, 2025


Springfield, MO — Just in time for Family Game Night, AGCU is proud to announce a groundbreaking new financial product designed to bring peace of mind to the game table — Board Game Cash Loans.

Have you ever found yourself in a heated game of Monopoly, only to land on Boardwalk with a hotel and realize—you’re broke? Do you always run out of cash in The Game of Life before retirement? Is that Jenga tower getting perilous?

“Families deserve the confidence to play boldly,” said Chance Rollwright, AGCU’s newly appointed Head of Turn-Based Lending Solutions. “We’re here to make sure your financial strategy is as strong on the board as it is in real life.”

Running low on game bucks? Need funds to secure that high-value property? Simply apply for an AGCU Board Game Cash Loan, and we’ll spot you the funds to stay in the game!

How It Works:

 

Apply for a Board Game Loan – Contact the AGCU "Game Banker" and fill out our ridiculously easy application.

 

Choose Your Loan Amount – Need $500 in Monopoly money? A couple hundred Life bucks? We’ve got you covered!

 

Flexible Terms To Fit Any Gaming Strategy– Borrow for a turn or an entire game and keep playing! 

 

Low Interest! – AGCU has the lowest Board Game Cash Loan interest rates ANYWHERE!

Game night should be fun—not financially stressful! AGCU is here to help.

With AGCU’s Board Game Cash Loans with Lease-a-Piece™, you can mortgage your fun with a brand-new financial solution designed to keep your family game nights rolling!

Family game night just got an upgrade!

With AGCU’s Lease-a-Piece™, you’ll never be stuck waiting for the right move again. Whether you need an extra Scrabble tile, a few more queens in chess, or an entire deck of aces, we’ve got flexible financing options to keep you in the game.

Don’t let bad luck ruin family game night—AGCU has your back! Apply today and keep the fun (and the funds) rolling!

Why Lease-a-Piece™?

• Play Smarter – Get the game pieces you need, when you need them
• Low Financing Rates – Because why keep an ace up your sleeve when you can have a whole deck?
• Multi-Game Compatibility – That extra "X" could help in Scrabble, Tic-Tac-Toe, or even BATTLESHIP!
• Exclusive Member Perks – Earn bonus pieces for future game nights

Stay Ahead of the Game

Don’t let a missing piece ruin your strategy. Apply for Lease-a-Piece™ today and make every move count!

The new Board Game Loans can be used to:

 

• Replenish your Monopoly stash before the rent is due on Boardwalk
  
  
• Secure a backup deck of Uno cards before things get wild
  
  
• Finance a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card—no collateral required

 

Terms & conditions apply. Defaulting on repayment may result in going directly to jail without passing GO. Available only on April 1st. AGCU is not responsible for family feuds, flipped boards, or suspicious "bank errors in your favor."

While we won’t be offering Board Game Loans or Lease-a-Piece anytime soon (happy April Fools!), AGCU does have fantastic, real-life deals on mortgages, personal loans, and credit cards to help you reach your financial goals. Whether you're buying a home, planning a big purchase, or consolidating debt, our team is here to help—no Monopoly money required. 

Ready to level up your actual finances?
Visit AGCU.org to apply today, and check out our real products that grow your money and align with your values.

Want to laugh through the years? Check out some of our past April Fools’ fun:

 

2024: Banking With A Porpoise

 

 

2023: Left Handed Debit Cards

 

 

2022: Pet Checking

 

Happy April Fools' Day from your friends at AGCU!